Grumpy monkey spit

The grumpy monkey spit and watched it fly from his mouth into his enemy's eye.

Splat!

The monkey chuckled.

After the act, the monkey took to the trees. And he climbed the trees like ... a monkey.

Once in the safety of tree height, the monkey took to his other defense.

He threw monkey poo.

His aim was wicked that day. He hit his enemy again and again.

Splat! Splat!

Sniff, sniff?

Ewwww!!!

And that was it for the monkey. He was out of ammo. His butt was clean. He had nothing left to throw.

Goodbye monkey.