For those of you familiar with the trials and tribulations of Bob the Fly, you'll be happy to know he has a new partner in crime.
Maggoty Mouse arrived fresh (literally) on the scene last week.
At the time of his arrival, Maggoty Mouse went by only one name ... Mouse. But after several days of not moving (or breathing for that matter), Mouse was secretly and mysteriously transformed into his alter ego, Maggoty Mouse.
With his mass nearly doubled, and his muscles pulsating and flexing under his skin, Maggoty Mouse is down for whatever man ....
[THIS JUST IN] It seems Maggoty Mouse's muscles are not flexing and pulsating after all. It seems that he is internally bloated with an infestation of maggots. That flexing he seemed to be doing in show of brute strength, was just hungry maggots moving and shifting around under his flesh.
But wait! There seems to be a curious correlation here ....
Bob is a fly ... and, um ... maggots are fly babies ...
It can't be !!!
Bob, you sick fuck !!
Through some sick twist of events, Bob has somehow infused his offspring into Maggoty Mouse.
Does that technically make them related now?
Does that mean that one day soon, Maggoty Mouse will be no more after he bursts forth with Bob's seed of the future?
Will Bob ever be looked at the same?
More to come ...
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