Monday, February 27, 2006

Sweet

This link shines some light on the military's interest in magnets.

I wonder if it is possible to 'see' a magnetic field? It'd be very cool if you could put on some glasses and look at a magnet and see its field. I know its possible based on what we have mapped on other planets and even here with Earth's magnetic fields, but is the technology readily available? I need to look that up ....

Ok, this is the first thing I found. It is software and only calculates what the field would look like ... I need to dig more ...

This is what I found next ... hmm, am I even on the right track?

Oh shit ... this is sweet. I am getting closer ...

Ok, I seem to keep stumbling across this site ... maybe I need to hang around there more often. I've got lots of ideas that could fit in on that site nicely.

Looks like this is the closest thing to what I am looking for. Sad, that this quote means I probably can't wear it on my face ...
Our trained EMF(electromagnetic field) engineering staff uses only state-of-the-art factory-calibrated instruments.

Quote of the day

"I have lost friends, some by death... others through sheer inability to cross the street."
- Virginia Woolf

Sunday, February 26, 2006

Have you ever ...

... blown everything in an instant? Why must everything be relative? A single moment in time can wipe out an entire lifetime.

Friday, February 24, 2006

One of my favorites

How Stick People became extinct ...

Lessons

I wrote this back in 02/24/2006 .. and never published it!!! I guess I never felt I was finished.. well, here it is in the raw...

To hell with what your mamma told you, these are golden.

1) First impressions really do matter!
The first five minutes with someone usually can tell you everything you need to know about whether this person will become a permenant fixture in your life. Base your gut feelings on actions rather than appearance. You may be repulsed by this person physically, but their mannerisms speak volumes. Facial movements are key. Watch for them closely. An expression may live for less than a few milliseconds, but your brain is programmed to detect these subtle inflections.

2) Your nose knows.
The scent of another individual can tell you a story. Do they smell naturally clean, or do they smell like they have been submerged in a chemical bath? Cologne and perfume should not be used as masking agents, and you will know if they are. Everyone has a distinct smell when completely stripped of external aroma. Your senses will let you know if this scent is a go or a no. If you find yourself being taken back to a peaceful moment in early childhood when presented with the smell of another, take note.. this is a good thing.

3) Temperature.
If you get to the stage of touch with someone else, temperature is an important indication of future comfort. If you can't tell if the arm you are touching is yours the other person's, this is good. When's the last time you have been shocked by your body's own temperature?

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Gasp

Just coming up for air after a long stint of absense. Whew. What a cluster life can be sometimes. Without those few supporters of the cause standing firmly behind you, standing strong can be a trying task.

Documents are flying currently in all directions. Leads are being followed, calls are being returned, emails are making the rounds, and all in the name of pushing ever more ahead. I checked the patience needle and it is still pointing to full. Without patience, I don't know what I would do. Its nice being able to refer to yourself as stainless steel. All smudges wipe clean with minimal rubbing.

I am ready for the rebirth. I see it in the distance. It is drawing nearer everyday. The fuzziness of it, being distorted by the heat rising from the highway, is clearing each day as my destination approaches.

So much to see, so much to do, so little light left in the day after doing so called 'work'. Spring will be a welcomed pleasure.

Lists need to be prepared, organization of life's schema layed out. Priorities mapped. It is time. No time to wait. I need to squeeze life of all that it has to offer. No crumbs left on the plate. At the end of the day, I no longer want to be left with the hunger of things undone. Each day I want to order everything from the menu. And that includes dessert. Reward is necessary.

Are you with me?

Thursday, February 16, 2006

The Moosekian Compound


Some people think living out in the middle of nowhere has its perks. For me, I find it extremely easy to locate my house from a satellite image.

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Cave man porn

While reading my morning news, I came across this article.

And as with modern teenagers, the ancients had more on their minds than just cars and sports.

"In the graffiti, there is a lot of below-the-belt-art," Guthrie said. "The people in the art are predominantly women, and not a single one has any clothes on."

But these weren't just any women, they were Pleistocene Pamela Andersons adorned with ludicrously huge breasts and hips. The walls were also decorated with graphic depictions of genitalia.


Accompanying the article was a collage that was gathered from a 'variety of sites' around Germany, France, and Russia. Some of this stuff looks pretty modern day. I wonder why it would be associated with the article when the subjects it spoke about were from 10,000 to 35,000 years ago.

See for yourself:
A collage of vulvae
collage of vulvae

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

The best gift ever

This totally kicks ass!


Not the best picture since it was taken with my cell phone, but what I have in my hand is a piece of scientific genius. Yes folks, I am holding AEROGEL.

I am so geeked.

Magnets are the future

New microchips will no longer use transistors. So how will they work? With magnets, of course.

Check it

Sunday, February 12, 2006

Transformers

Leave it to the Japanese to actually do it.

Squashed beneath a shoe

If I were an ant about to be squashed beneath a shoe, and I knew it, would my life flash before my eyes?

Would I remember all those times I fondled my other ant compadres with my antennae only to learn where the quickest route to food was? Would I also remember the times when traveling said routes that suddenly the route was gone, as if some giant finger smeared it into oblivion? I wonder what would have happened had I actually ventured out beyond the trail. If the trail existed, and food was at the end, the food must still exist beyond the missing trail, but who am I to ponder such thoughts, I am just a fucking ant.

Ok, back to the part where my life was flashing before my eyes.

Would I refer to myself as "I"? I am an ant for pete's sake. Don't we work together as one functioning collective? In that case, would my entire colony's life flash before my eyes? That's deep. A little too deep for an ant's fickle mind.

Ah, the sugar. I wonder if when I die, there will be sugar? I hope so. Lots of it. Is that gum on the bottom of that approaching shoe? I wonder if it is sugerless. God, I hope not. Hopefully, when squashed, at very least, I can be smooshed into the gum. That is the epitome of ant heaven. Its like dying while having sex for humans. To die in a wad of gum stuck to a shoe. Just doesn't sound as saucy now, does it?

I don't know much about an ant's life. Even though I did watch the movie of the same name. I just find it hard to actually believe that is what it is like.

Why couldn't I have been a different kind of ant. I had to be a worker. Out here in the wide open. I'd much rather be deep down in the ant hill. Or better yet, one of those ants in the jungle that cultivate their own food with leaves. Now those are some wicked smart ants. I wonder how long it took for that instruction to be engraved into the genetic code?

Ok, that's enough for me now. Now I am pondering what my google ads will display for this post. Maybe something about ant farms or maybe even gum. Let's see how smart google actually is.

on next weeks episode, I will contemplate the life of a pebble. We haven't even begun to have fun yet.

Stay tuned...

This article title could be misconstrued as racist

Favorite White spins his way to gold

Now if it were me, I'd be expecting some initial backlash. "This is our favorite white guy in the Olympics" I can only assume is how some people will initially take the title of the Reuters report.

I find things like this hilarious.

I have had an In-N-Out 4x4 before, but this is genius

The In-N-Out 100x100.

Too bad they didn't get it animal style.

I almost forgot

I registered a new domain name last night.

stertoro.us

Defined as: breathing having a heavy snoring sound

This is great. I could make a site dedicated to boring things.

When you are bored, you could come to my site and learn about more boring things. Which would help you to realize that you aren't really that bored. Since it is all relative, you could equate your level of boredom to the giant plethora of boring things that I will categorize on this new site, and you would feel some relief from the boredom you have.

Must go find boring things now. I hope I don't get too bored doing this. This could become a downward spiral of self referential boring states.

I knew it was good for me

Maybe this is my problem these days. I don't play enough video games. Hell, I don't even own a video game system. Well, I do have an Atari 2600, but I wonder if it would work just the same. Nice article.

Maybe this is why I behave like I do

Mind Controlling Parasites

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Wicked

I have thought for many years now that distance was an illusion. Seems like some people agree.

(click the title "Wicked" to see what I am talking about)

Holy [Explicative Removed]!!

I was overdrawn somehow on my bank account. The details are beautiful, because of the timelines and the amounts, and the seemingly over-reactive nature of banking institutions in general.

Every once in a great while (typically the month after christmas) my checking account balance skims close to a zero balance, and most of the time, it is literally only for a matter of hours.

For instance, let's look at the most recent situation and subject of this post.

During the night, some transactions posted to my account that would have made me overdrawn by 18 cents. Yes, that is 18 cents, $0.18. Less than a quarter. A dime, a nickel and three pennies. Less money than I can find out in the parking lot on any given day. Anyway, what I am trying to say, is it is an insignificant amount of money.

This morning, a couple hours after midnight, a direct deposit was posted. So, in reality, the 18 cent deficit was on record for a mere three hours at most.

What does the bank do, in all their grand wisdom? They see an opportunity. They strike quickly and quietly, in the middle of the night, during the three hour window. BAM, a $36 NSF charge posted to my account. $36 for an 18 cent mistake. Wow. Now, that is harsh. A 20,000% penalty. I was blown away.

There is a happy ending to this story. I call the bank. Most of the time, I can know immediately if the person on the other line has a heart or not. Today I was lucky. I go through my normal questions of "Why did I get charged?", "Can we do something about this?" etc ... Most of the time, they state nothing can be done, it wasn't bank error. Today, I experimented. Today I played off of human compassion. I started by saying, "seems pretty petty of the bank to charge me $36 for an 18 cent mistake. A mistake that literally can be seen as 6 cents a minute for the three hours I was overdrawn." The bait was taken. "Yes, it is silly, really, but unfortunate due to the rules.", the bank replied. Then I asked a philosophical question, "Where in the bank's heart, does it harbor compassion?" Silence on the other end of the phone.

"Let me ask my manager", was the reply after some time. "Thank you", I replied.

After about 20 seconds of being on hold, the bank person returned and said, "My manager has waived the charge for you, but let me remind you that we may not be able to do this again in the future."

"You are very kind", I volleyed, and with that, I could feel through the phone that the bank person knew they had done the right thing. By helping me correct a trivial mistake, they were left with a good feeling in their heart. I too felt good for helping them to obtain that feeling.

Sometimes rules seem irrational and cold when compared to the virtues of human compassion. If not for this opportunity to overlook the rules at times, this would be a colder world than it is sometimes perceived to be.

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

I don't say this too often but ... wtf?


I know ergonomics has it place, but this?

Why does this thing need mirrors?

Nice Quote (unknown)

The latter of this quote (maximizing potential) was emphasized to me recently by a close friend.

The reason why a poor man will always be poor and the rich man will be rich, is because the poor will always maximize his expenditures and the rich man will always maximize his potential.

Chickens

Yesterday chickens arrived in the mail. Actually, the post office called and said, "Your chickens are here. Please come pick them up."

When I arrived at the post office, it was closed, but as soon as I walked into the post office box area I could hear 'cheeping'. The post office lady opened the door and said, "Are you here for the chickens?"

I said, "Yes, I am here for the chickens".

The post office lady disappeared behind the door and returned shortly after with a box with holes in it that was cheeping excitedly. I asked her if this was a common occurrence here in my small town, and she said, "Yes, we get chickens coming through here all the time."

"How exciting!" I replied. I thanked the post office lady, and with my box of chickens in hand, made my way for my car like a running back looking for the goal line. I was worried that the rapid snap of cold we would encounter once I opened the post office door until we made it to the car would be traumatic for the chicks, so I rushed as quickly and as nimbly as I could.

We made it to the car unscathed, and the cheeps were now almost deafening. They seemed to be cheeping in unison as to somehow collectively increase the decibel of their cheeps. It was working. With each collective cheep, I could feel my eardrums twinge in pain. Perhaps they were thanking me for getting them through the cold so quickly, or maybe they were clueless and were scolding me for exposing them to cold period. I don't know.

When I arrived home, I quickly took them into the house, and placed the cheeping box on the kitchen counter. Then I ran outside to the dog house and collected a large armful of hay (yes, there was hay in the dog house .. or it is straw?) and made my way to the garage where the dog kennel was waiting patiently. I covered the kennel floor with hay/straw (and/or straw/hay) and filled a chicken watering contraption, and placed it inside. Then I fetched a heat lamp and hung it from the inside of the kennel. Then I went back into the kitchen and got the chickens.

When I brought the cheeping box into the garage, I placed it into the kennel, got my cell phone out, enabled the phone's camcorder, and started recording. I wanted to capture the chicks first encounter with their new home. With phone in hand, I opened the box. Inside, tightly compacted were 27 little chicks all cheeping in unison. There were 8 yellow chicks, 10 orange-ish ones, 8 brown with black stripes, and one bonus chick that was orange-ish brown with a dark head. Amazingly, there were no dead bodies among this group, but not long after (less than an hour), the first casualty occurred. One of the brown with black stripes chicks faded away. Poor guy. This color combination seemed to be the weakest in the bunch, because even the next morning, two more were dead (and happily being trampled by the rest of the bunch!). My thoughts reassured me of nature's plan... survival of the fittest. If you can't cheep the cheep, then all your kennel mates will use you as a cushion under their feet.

Once they were getting acclimated to their new home, I began by introducing them to the concept of water. One by one, I took their little heads and dunked their beaks into the watering container. It was rather amusing to watch. They went through a transition of initial shock, then slight head shakes to rid themselves of the excess water, then the realization of the immediate thirst-quenching benefits of this substance called water. Before I knew it, the crowd of chicks around the watering container was so dense that it was dangerous. Weaker chicks were being trampled. Others were happily dunking their beaks, then lifting their heads in joy as they gurgled the water down. It was like a chick celebration.

The next thing to do was to introduce the feed. I place a small piece of paper into the kennel, and placed some feed on it. This made the feed easier to see for these new little lives. Again, before I could blink, chicks were crowding over the food and pecking and scratching with glee. The noise was congested with the sounds of pecks, scratches, and cheeps. It was almost musical, but at the same time, maddening.

Eventually, I realized the temperature wasn't hot enough, so I placed all the chicks into a large terrarium and placed them in my office with the heat lamp and water. This is going to have to be a short term solution, because I realized this morning that my working conditions would be compromised by the smell of chicks and chick poop. Luckily, these little buggers grow fast.

That's it for me now. This is a long post, but I had to get it out. I will post pictures and links to the initial video as well. The video is less entertaining, because I am limited to 15 second clips on the phone.

Sunday, February 05, 2006

Let's pretend

When I was only 7 years old, I was struck by lightning. It was determined by the doctors afterward, that it was a direct strike to my head. Hence the fact I have white hair on top of my head and brown hair on the sides. What the doctors didn't anticipate (other than my miraculous survival), was what occured a few weeks later.

One morning, after the lightning incident, I woke up and my head was stuck to my pillow. I had a waxy brown substance on my hands, and the consistency was immediately familiar to me.

It was ear wax.

Somehow my ears were producing enormous amounts of the stuff; at least a liter a night.

My mother was shocked (and a little disgusted) when she came in my room to see what was going on, after I called to her that morning. She helped pry me from my ear wax mound, and promptly put me into the bath tub. And let me tell you, ear wax in large quantities is extremely hard to wash off. I discovered I could no longer hear out of my left ear. This was the one that was producing so much wax. My mom called the doctor and after explaining it to his nurse over the phone (which took a while, because of the initial disbelief), they agreed to see me right away.

Several examinations and tests later, it was determined that the lightning had somehow caused the glands in my ears to never turn off and to be overly excited. It seemed to be worse at night.

Eventually, techniques were used to keep me from waking up in a pool of ear wax. It eventually led to using a pillow that looks somewhat like a bed pan, except it had a soft cushiony rim to put my head on. I learned to not roll over in my sleep, so that when I awoke, the "ear wax collector" would be full, and I would be free to go about my day. I alway have to have some cotton swabs nearby during the day to keep my ears cleans and to prevent from grossing people out when a large glob falls out onto my shoulder. It took a lot of pratice, but eventually no one knew I was an ear wax factory, unless they slept with me (and I have grossed out a lot of girlfriends over the years).

Over time, it became harder to dispose of the large quantities of ear wax I would produce in a week. From a pure dry weight perspective, I would say I averaged about 15 pounds a week. That was when I was young. As I got older that figure has almost tripled.

I began getting creative with the stuff. I made everything from sculptures to gag gifts. People tended to like the scuptures more than the gag gifts. I later discovered that ear wax has amazing insualtion properties. My entire house is insulated with it now. I have determined that it provides 20-30 times more insulation than the best commercial insualtion on the market.

And hence, this is why I am writing this post today. I am coming out to say I am going to start my own ear wax insulation company. Of course I am not going to call it ear wax, because I don't want to gross people out. I will have to come up with a fancy name for the stuff, and when people start noticing substantial savings with the heating and cooling bills, I will strike it rich!

In the meantime, I need to come up with a marketing scheme and try to get some VCs interested in my idea. Hell, I have tons of the stuff that I have produced over the years in the garage and the shed I had to build, just waiting to be sold and turned into profit.

Anyone interested in a sculpture? I can do an amazing redention of your beloved family pet, or perhaps a child. Anyone?

Thursday, February 02, 2006

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

This is cool

I always wanted to do something like this with dogs.

A potential 10th planet could be bigger than Pluto

One of two things could happen here. Either we get a 10th planet, or Pluto loses its classification as a planet.

According to the article, there is no firm definition of what a planet actually is. If that's the case, can I be one? Anyone feel like orbiting me? I think I could sustain life, although my gravitation pull isn't very strong.

I didn't watch it either

link

Ok, I want one

Auto Drive

I love this stuff

My brother has some that he bought somewhere online. It is the weirdest stuff. Almost doesn't register correctly in the brain. Its hard, but feels brittle, and it almost totally weightless. I wish it was more abundantly available to the public. I would love to insulate the house with it.

Provides 39 times more insulating than the best fiberglass insulation