Combos and Gatorade

Just when you thought it couldn't get any better, combine the thirst quenching qualities of Gatorade with the mouth-drying characteristics of Combos, and you end up with something wrong in your mouth.

There should be warnings on products like this. Do not combine this product with any of the following ... type warnings.

If you like Gatorade, and you like Combos, you will definitely NOT like them together. The combined taste and smell leave you thinking that you fell face first in a baby's soiled diaper. And not just any baby's diaper, but one that has been through the digestive system of a wild dog, and used as the breeding grounds for six generations of flies.

Maybe its not just any combination of Combos and Gatorade. This particular flavor of Combos that makes me gag is Pepperoni Pizza Cracker. The Gatorade flavor is Lemon-Lime. Some people might hate each by themselves, but combined it is sheer horror in the mouth.

It must be out of habit though that I continue to eat them while composing this post. Holy Mother, these really taste like shit.

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